Although there really isn’t a new amazing move to build up your bum (google “bootie lifter” and be prepared to have your mind explode), I still felt like it was time to dish out what’s been working for me. So, here are a few of my favorite ways to build up your backside at the gym, at home, and even in the water.
Queue the bumtasticness.
HARLEM SHAKE (Ksla News Edition)
I understand why some Black people are offended by Baauer’s “Harlem Shake” Internet craze. I think Baauer ever thought that it would be THIS type of craze though. The Harlem Shake is one of the most popular dances in the history of Hip-Hop, and white people all over the internet just think it’s the equivalent of making a fool of themselves. However:
- White people making a fool of themselves will never not be funny.
- I will never not turn down an opportunity to mock Harlem, its culture and its residents.
This shit is funny though. I wish I could have watched this on the news live. Old white people embarrassing themselves on television, man…